Not "with it " any more :(

I don't know if it's because i'm a Scotsman living in England but my next door neighbor's 19 yr old daughter came round and was talking like she was a black American gangster from the hood and kept putting shit songs on her phone and saying "listen to this one" and i was just thinking 'please just fk off'
ffs man, i'm coming up for 37 am i uncool already?

mind you, if that's what cool is now i'm not sure i want to be.

Next time she appears i'm gony get a t-rex casset out and make her listen to it on a walkman