Over five thousand years ago Moses said to the children of Israel
"pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the promised land."
Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit
on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land."
Then Tony Blair and Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, sold off our gold and mortgaged the promised land.
Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he
hasn't realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my
fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant
bankers", is squandering our money in overseas aid and has increased VAT to 20%.
I got so depressed last night I called the Samaritans. They diverted
my call to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal; they
got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck....
"pick up your shovel, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you
to the promised land."
Nearly 50 years ago, Harold Wilson said, "Lay down your shovels, sit
on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the promised land."
Then Tony Blair and Gordon Brown stole your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels, sold off our gold and mortgaged the promised land.
Now David Cameron has loaned my shovel to a third World country, (he
hasn't realised yet that WE are now a third World country), raised my
fuel bills, lent my money to a crowd of incompetent, greedy "merchant
bankers", is squandering our money in overseas aid and has increased VAT to 20%.
I got so depressed last night I called the Samaritans. They diverted
my call to a call centre in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal; they
got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck....