Fireman comes from work & says to wife we have a new system at work.
Bell 1 means put on jackets. Bell 2 jump on engine & so on.
We will do the same at home
Bell 1 will mean strip naked.
Bell 2, jump on bed.
Bell 3, make mad love.
That night he says "Bell 1" & she strips.
"Bell 2" she jumps on bed. "Bell 3" they start to make love.
She then shouts "Bell 4!"
He asks "what's Bell 4?"
She replies "Roll out more hose you're nowhere near the ****ing fire!"
Bell 1 means put on jackets. Bell 2 jump on engine & so on.
We will do the same at home
Bell 1 will mean strip naked.
Bell 2, jump on bed.
Bell 3, make mad love.
That night he says "Bell 1" & she strips.
"Bell 2" she jumps on bed. "Bell 3" they start to make love.
She then shouts "Bell 4!"
He asks "what's Bell 4?"
She replies "Roll out more hose you're nowhere near the ****ing fire!"